Stacey Irvine: Fast gourmet non-hero

Posted by The vagans on Saturday, November 3, 2012

Dear gourmet,

In the ranks quickly gourmet are heroes Herman Cain, known for his godfather pizza affiliation and his gospel songs about Susan Guy, pizza, Dominos delivery extraordinaire, and open the woman who wept at the in-N-out Burger. These people have to mentally unhealthy degree, so loved, that makes to see fun and even to some of us who do wines on the Zaxby and fake birthdays, fast-food to one in the outback, relate-able to eat.

It can quickly but something like a gourmet non-hero. And I am sorry, the first reported case of one fast gourmet non-hero, to present Stacey Irvine. Mrs Irvine fell in love with chicken nuggets at the age of two and little else since has eaten. In fact, she never claimed to a fresh fruit or vegetable enjoyed.

Image c/o DailyMail.co.uk

(Ed note: luckily years chicken nugget overdosage seems not have influenced their skin or body type!)

' Chicken nuggets of from McDonalds are my favorite. "I with my friend with chips, 20 parts", says Mrs Irvine, now interviews with various news agencies after their recent collapse by nutrient deficiency. Your NUG Lovin ' caused a seriously nutritionally impairment, not just Mrs Irvine also anemia and swollen tongue veins (?) has caused. But of course, I have as a Psych nut, the psychological dependency on questions, I'm sure, she got continues: how difficult it must be for them to stop eating, the its lifeblood for was basically their entire lives of solid food?

Combining the studies on the addictive properties of Fast Food, with the concept you, to stop something, what you have done before you could form a complete set... and you have a damn good situation to overcome.

#firstworldproblems (c/o DailyMail.co.uk)

Not to their arterial health worry, belong to Mrs Irvine problems what the f with their massive collect of happy meal toys to do.

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Stacey, I understand your love for nugs (and would be looking forward to your opinion on the controversial McBites listen). But your looking for fast food is a bad name, and for this they must be called the first fast gourmet non-hero.

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Briana Severson is a fast-food lovers and graduate of New York University with a degree in abnormal psychology & creative writing. A native of South Carolina Severson spends their days longing for the Zaxby spicy fried mushrooms and their nights sleep.

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